In the ever-expanding world of card games, Go Poo! takes a familiar classic—Go Fish!—and gives it a hilarious and unique twist. Designed for players aged 6 and up, this game blends humor, strategy, and a touch of gross-out fun, making it an ideal choice for family game nights and as a filler game for gaming groups. If you’ve ever wanted a game where you announce a ridiculous poo story while strategically messing with your opponents, Go Poo! is exactly what you need.
What Is Go Poo!?
At its core, Go Poo! plays similarly to Go Fish!—players take turns asking each other for specific cards to complete sets. However, instead of just matching pairs, players are working to build the perfect poo. To do this, you’ll need to collect five different types of cards:
• Person (Who had the poo)
• Size (How big it was)
• Color (What it looked like)
• Consistency (The texture)
• Smell (How bad it reeked)
Each turn, players will ask another for a specific type of card. If the asked player has it, they must hand it over. If successful you can choose to keep asking for cards or and your turn by drawing a card. If they don’t have a card you’re asking for they’ll say “no poo for you” stopping you from drawing a card from the deck at the end of your turn. Once you’ve collected all five components, you must announce your poo story out loud in the most dramatic way possible.
For example, you might say:
“Helga had a respectable-sized, Olive Green-colored, deer turd poo that smells like a hippie’s armpit!”
If you forget to tell your poo story, your points won’t count! So, embrace the ridiculousness and sell that story like your score depends on it—because it does!
Diarrhea Cards – A Messy Twist
As if crafting the perfect poo wasn’t chaotic enough, Go Poo! introduces Diarrhea Cards, which act as a sabotage mechanic. Unlike regular cards that help build your set, you do not want to end up with diarrhea.
Here’s how they work:
• If a player asks you for a specific card, instead of giving them what they need, you can sneakily pass them a Diarrhea Card instead.
• The unlucky player must immediately place the Diarrhea Card in front of them, where it subtracts points from their final score.
• At the end of the game, if you still have any Diarrhea Cards in your hand, they will also count against you, reducing your final score.
This mechanic adds an extra layer of strategy and deception. Do you risk holding onto a Diarrhea Card, hoping to dump it on an opponent, or do you play it safe and try to avoid them altogether?
Why Go Poo! is Perfect for Families and Gamer Groups
Despite its silly and slightly gross theme, Go Poo! is a fantastic family game. The rules are simple enough for kids to pick up quickly, and the storytelling aspect keeps things engaging for players of all ages. The laughter that erupts from hearing ridiculous poo descriptions makes this game a perfect choice for lighthearted fun. Plus, it encourages memory skills, turn-taking, and social interaction—without ever feeling too complicated.
A Great Filler Game for Gamer Groups
For more serious board gamers, Go Poo! is an excellent filler game between longer, more intense sessions. It plays quickly, provides plenty of laughs, and offers just enough strategy to keep things interesting without overstaying its welcome. The addition of Diarrhea Cards adds a subtle but satisfying “take that” element, keeping players on their toes and adding a bit of friendly competition.
Plus, since the game is easy to learn, it’s perfect for introducing to new players. Whether you’re at a convention, a game night, or just killing time before diving into a heavier board game, Go Poo! is a great way to keep the energy high.
Final Thoughts
Go Poo! is a fantastic blend of classic card game mechanics, ridiculous storytelling, and light strategy. It’s accessible, funny, and perfect for players of all ages. Whether you’re playing with kids, family, or seasoned board gamers, this game guarantees laughter and memorable moments.
So, if you’re looking for a card game that doesn’t take itself too seriously, Go Poo! is a must-have. Just remember—if you don’t announce your poo properly, your points won’t count!
